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via Singapore Car Forum:

Fuel injection twin turbo! 10 exhausts!

Introducing the most powderful car in JB (and some say Singapore), the Volvo 164.

lol…this cracks me up!

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Pinky_piglet wrote:

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I’m here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i’ve been here for a good twenty years, and I’d say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they’re here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That’s really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lORRR…

lol…good joke!

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I know this video must have made its round in the blogosphere, but it’s real funny…lol

ok today im goin to tok about a vely sherious issue in malaysia; manglish.

to those flers who dunno what manglish is lemme xplain 1st k.

manglish can oso be called as malaysian english or malaysian flers who donno how to tok english properly.

understand de? ok

manglish in malaysia must be plevented so dat ppl dat come to malaysia dun think we are retarded lor. we malaysians always like to use the lahmehwan slang which is not so good la. here is a situation where the malaysian ppls are doing some black market business at the pasar malam;

lol…click on the link for some laughs =)

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The lesson learned in this Orang Utan Encouter was about Sharing. To share is to Love!

There was this “generous, caring and love to share” guy in Zoo Negara the other day. He had his soft drink in his hands. Either he couldn’t finish the soft drink, or he was pity with the Orang Utans and worried their malnutrition. He decided to share it with the Orang Utans.

He threw his half-finished soft drink to the Orang Utans. Naturally the Orang Utans were overjoyed. The big one was smart, opened the drink and finished it in no time, and the Malayasian was proud of his act. After all, to share is to love - one good example of Nilai Nilai Murni Yang Bagus !

I’m not quite sure if the boy is sarcastic or not. But it sure sound like he did…lol

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